Weak me.

I have been so sick recently, which only led me to one reason and that is due to fatigue accumulating in my body since I started working. I wake up damn early every morning, and I don’t seem to sleep early enough too.

OR IS IT BECAUSE OF A CURSE THE MOMENT I QUIT MY JOB AND JUST WHEN I GOT FREE TIME THAT I GET SICK AND I CAN’T ENJOY. 

I didn’t know I was so weak. Just because of doing some work, I can get this sick.

Thus, I better get started on my jogging, running sprees again. And altogether solve my chest pain problems too. wagagagagaa.

But I feel so lazy. The first step always isn’t easy to take.

Nothing confirmed.

Damn. Sometimes I find it hard to be their child. Under their unreasonable rulings.

They always say that I like to talk-back to them, then what about this time? Not wanting me to take the second blood test just because the first showed a little hope. And that doctor.. Damn.. Why did that clinic have to have a daily alternate shift for doctors?..

The first doctor said to come back to take another blood test, the second doctor said there’s no need. waha, my mum was so ready to agree with the second doctor.

Blah, probably I am just trying too hard to be safe. Maybe I don’t have dengue. Maybe I am all fine. Bleah…

Anyway, my fever has subsided fairly well I guess. hovering around 37 to 37.5 or lower. If this goes well, I think I might be well and active pretty soon. wuahah. Though it’s sad, I can’t win anyone in mahjong when I am well, I could only win when I was running a fever that day at jon’s house. lol

Crazy Answers.

Lets shove away that negative post and come with something funny! I found something in the forum which is damn funny.

Stuffs like

Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman of course”.

Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.

This is damn good. We can practice using it on our parents.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and
comes out of the mouth.

Teacher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?”
Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”.

Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?”
Student : “Brotherly love”.

MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

Lets not be sexist, there’s two

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve?

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick .

And this one..

Patient : “What are the chances of me recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out
of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.

The doctor is stupid!

Diner : I can’t eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either.

Manager: Sorry, but i can’t give u a job. I don’t need much help.
Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You see, I won’t be of much help anyway..

Dengue.

If dengue is pronounced as dengue, then what is tongue pronounced as?

So sometimes english is really troublesome. I used to pronounce island as is-land instead of eye-land. When I was 8 years old.

Anyway, as I was talking about dengue fever. I was running a high fever yesterday. My personal highest yet again, 40.6 degree celsius.. it went down at about 2-3 am and went up again at 6am. It has been like that for a long time already, up down up down temperature.

Cause I have a bit of rashes at my back, the doctor also suspect me of having dengue fever. So he took abit of my blood to send for test for platelets, something that will drop if there’s dengue fever. Anyway, the results aren’t out yet, so I should pray hard.

And to the shit of luck. My mum got some stupid information from an auntie we met on the way back, which is by concocting some strange soup for me to drink. I think I will have higher chances of dying if I drink that.

Edit: The doctor called me to inform me of my results. Good news is that my platelet count of 199 is still within normal range. Bad news is that we cannot really confirm that 199 is my normal platelet count. So the trick is to do a blood test again tomorrow. Also he mentioned that there was a quite high concentration of white blood cell, which probably means it is bacteria infection. So nothing is confirmed, lol.

Saturday Night Fever. lol

Haha. I was down with fever yesterday night, and I recovered immediately after a night’s sleep. But that is also what happened to last week’s Saturday night! Is it coincidence or what I don’t know. And it stopped me from going back to the chalet. lol, sad.

Also, lots of people are getting sick altogether all of a sudden. Like in my workplace. Everywhere.. It’s strange. What’s happening to this world?

Scarly it is becoming a world of Beegees. Geez, the next thing we might get is “Stayin’ Alive, Stayin’ Alive!”

lol. Ok lame, must be the aftermath of my fever.

Manners.

Sometimes I find it really hard, to keep up with manners. Maybe you can scold me, “Your peh bu (father mother) never teach you manners is it?” It’s damn digusting. What makes one think that they really have manners? The way they try to lecture others by using this phrase already shows they don’t have much of manners too either. So hell, everyone is supposed to be damn well-mannered and fucking nice.

Today in work, I have just been enlightened that I must be really well-mannered.

I was in a hurry, cause I had to take something from the kitchen for the customer. I couldn’t find it, so while looking around for it, I asked the chef, “where is the plastic cover ah?” He ignored me, so I repeated the question. Then he started to lecture me that I have to call the name before asking a question, that is manners. And did I say I was in a hurry? Why do I still have to listen to him?

Alright, in the end I just walked off. There was two questions in my head that time. What the hell is wrong with him? and What is the purpose of calling a name?

I don’t know for the first. But the latter, to my very own opinion, by calling someone’s name is to address to someone, it is to get someone’s attention. And at that point of time, it was only two of us, there’s no need to call the name or whatsoever, is there? Wouldn’t it be a bother to call the name every time you ask something, or say something?

Yee Meng Hello! Yee Meng How are you? Yee Meng fuck you. Yee Meng nabei cb. Yee Meng bye bye.

When it is already damn obvious who you are referring to, is it necessary to call the name?

If you want manners I can say thank you after getting it. What’s with the bother of calling the name man damnit. If you want manners then stop saying vulgarities damnit. If you can’t stand people without a minor bit of manners then go play hide-and-fuck-yourself damnit,

you can’t live in Singapore.

Who cares about weaknesses?

Oh man. Jonathan seems to be very down. And it just makes everyone sad doesn’t it? lol. Don’t link Jon with the title, cause it doesn’t link. I just want to talk about everyone’s strengths. There are lots of them, that’s why we’re all together right?

I’ll probably just say those who read my blog- those I know of.. Those not mentioned, doesn’t mean you don’t have any. You can ask for it if you want it. lol

Jonathan- (Don’t say never give you attention la.) He always manages to like lighten the mood with his sometimes-smart-sometimes-lame jokes. But he always always manages to cover up his lame ones with some sort of crazy laugh to make everyone laugh instead of giving the -.-!! face. And he is smart! And he is good at play games. And he is good with relating to girls. And of course, he is the dress-to-kill-or-overkill guy, who always stands out among his friends when going for some formal event or to town, full of style in other words.

Lester- No need to mention. The genius who was once an Ah Beng. Turned over a new leaf and he owned everyone in his academics- 11points!. Dare-devil. Jumps like real high and sprints like real fast, that’s why he is the king defender of our frisbee team. He is da best candidate to be an all-rounder. Well, also very super good to his gf.

Jiazheng- Very strong. Haiz. I wouldn’t dare to play arm-wrestling with him even if he allows me to use both arms against his one arm! I will still lose. He owned every guy in the class in arm-wrestling. It is like, he let you go down until his hand is almost touching the table, and he turns the tables at last min, one swipe and you lose. He is good at basketball too. I don’t know the details, but I saw him dribble pass a short guy by holding the ball over that guy’s head, he sure have the advantage in height. Last but NOT least, he is the golden catcher for our frisbee team. No one snatches the frisbee from him. I once saw about 5 opponents around him trying to snatch it from him, but all failed. lol

Lol. the rest, I shall shorten abit. If not it will be too long! Another reason is because I don’t have much to say, hehe. Though I am sure there are lots and lots of strengths of yours.

Lingxuan- She’s so good at drawing man. The cute cute ones, with watery eyes. I can always remember. lol

Michelle- A very happy girl, who is happy when she’s notorious or something. lol. Very good person to chat with too.

Vincent- Waha, very good in typing. Thanks to him, I didn’t have to suffer much when I was a NCO. Very loyal person to NPCC, sacrificed a lot of npcc. Thus gained quite some respect from cadets.

Nadira- Very sporty girl. Our super defender for the girls team too like Lester. And she have a very good balance for sports and academics too.

Hanisah- Smart, just look at her O levels results. And also a very hardworking person for NPCC. Full of emotions all the time. -When she leads a cheer. When she scolds the cadets. When she gives a speech. lol.

Joel- A very good leader. Talented frisbee player. (I recall all the stuns he perform during matches) Well also a good photoshopper. Eh, I think his academics are good as well.

SO YES, I am done. Like I said, if you feel left out, just tell me. lol. I am quite tired now, so don’t blame me for being a bit lazy.

Word Lab.

Since how long ago did I get bitched about my own english standard? My tenses, vocab, punctuation and sentence construction. After the o levels I have totally cast them aside. And recently it has been bugging me that I am speaking some really broken english, probably also writing broken english.

So why not start with Vocabulary? lol. Word Lab is the game for you, me, everybody. Got me addicted for quite awhile, and made me go late for an appointment.

Link.

Happy Birthday to Fiona.

Lol. Firstly must really say thanks to Fiona for treating us to Swensens!

The timing wasn’t quite right. Cause we planned to meet at yishun at 1pm or at orchard 1.30pm, depending. I knocked off at about 12pm(and my workplace is at orchard). It didn’t make sense for me to go to yishun and after awhile go back to orchard again. But it didn’t make sense for me to wait at orchard for one and a half hours too! SO, as a very money-minded person right now, I chose to wait and save the bucks. Went for a tour at popular. Came out and met Daniel(and his gf, lol). So I continued to kill time by reading newspaper and my storybook.

SO they came. (lol, this is an obvious cut in scenes, but nvm) And we headed off to Swensens. I was damn paiseh when everyone of them gave their present to Fiona. Jon and Lingxuan gave one together, Lester and Nadira gave one together, and Ruixiang gave one. Luckily I have Jia Zheng who haven’t given one too. lol. What can I blame? Because I was sick the day before, and I was working the day before before, and I was working before I went Maybe my own unthoughtfulness.

But MAN, Fighting poison with poison works. Eating the Sticky Chewing Chocolate ice-cream was bound a kill for my sore-throat. But to my amazement, it didn’t worsen but instead it felt better. lol! Even after drinking cups and cups of herbal tea, it couldn’t attain this level of effectiveness. Swensen rocks!

Nightmares.

I am sure nightmares have become something that isn’t so scary already unlike when we were young, especially for boys unless you’re a wussy. lol. But nightmares sure meant some big shit to me when I was young, a timid of a boy I was.

Those nightmares still deeply etched in my mind would once in a while pop by to give me a little wink of humor, as I realise how naive and stupid I was last time to be frightened by such absurd and nonsensical dreams/nightmares. haha. I am serious.

I recall one classic one. Of me giving a rose to a girl. -in which I have never done in my life. It was something memorable not because of the excitement of giving a rose to a girl. But because I GAVE IT TO A DAMN DISGUSTING GIRL from my class. That was in my very first primary school (peiying primary) so don’t go on guessing who. So what happened in my nightmare was, amidst the crowd happened to be that disgusting girl, and when I approached her, my lifted hand happened to have a rose. Before I could say “God damn it it’s a mistake!”, she was already hugging me. THE END. All I could say was that I woke up in shock covered in cold sweat. This kind of nightmare would probably still scare me now, but fortunately I think they don’t exist within me anymore. Maybe it is because of this dream, I haven’t given a flower to another girl in my life.

Another one is my whole family on the run. Being chased by large robotic vehicles with an extensive design of useless lightings(as in light bulbs and stuffs like that) covering them. So without being long-winded, I woke up in cold sweat again. Not expecting to dream of it the very next night again!

Another one is about my mum being gone.. Everything was never the same again. I think I cried.

Then there’s one I think I said it before. About me waking up in my dream, causing me to think that I have woken up but I haven’t. So in other words I dreamt about myself dreaming. Luckily I could really wake up instead of getting trapped in my dream for eternity.